— Lemony Snicket (via kushandwizdom)
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
That feel when you finally find a Pinterest cleaning tip/lifehack/whatever that actually works how it’s supposed to
For future reference: 1tsp vegetable oil + 1tsp baking soda takes glue residue off of glass jars like nothing else I’ve tried.
NO YOU GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE A BAG OF GLASS JARS I NEED TO CLEAN UP AND I KEPT PUTTING OFF LOOKING UP HOW TO GET THAT GLUEY GUNK OFF OF IT
THIS IS PERFECT PRAISE THE GOTH KIDS AND THEIR CRAFTINESS